MENARIK: 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS EVERY GIRLS SHOULD KNOW

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( Note : All Boys are Not Alike.Everyone has A different Way To live there Life.. Some facts cannot be true.)

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys love flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationship.

Wanita Mengandungkan Anak Bapa Sendiri

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Astaghfirullah...... Harap-harap perkara seperti ini tidak berlaku dalam masyarakat kita. Si anak bercinta dengan bapa sendiri, melakukan hubungan seks, kemudian mengandungkan anak dari hasil hubungan tersebut! 

Apakah status anak dalam kandungan itu? Bagaimana pula si isteri yang juga ibu kepada anak perempuan itu? Tidakkah si ibu merasa cemburu, marah, geram? Bagaimana si anak dan si bapa boleh berbangga atas perlakuan mereka? Nauzubillah..... 

Kita yang beragama Islam haruslah ingat bahawa zina antara anak dengan bapa mahupun anak dengan ibu adalah HARAM hukumnya! Hubungan zina, seks tanpa sebarang ikatan yang sah sendiri telah ternyata haram, bagaimana mereka boleh menghalalkan perbuatan mereka? 

Semoga kita dijauhkan daripada fitnah dunia dan fitnah akhirat serta dilindungi di bawah kuasa Allah Yang Maha Besar. Amin.

Wordless Wednesday #6

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"I miss you baby......."

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Tajuk entri kali ini ternyata amat gedik. Hahahahaha..... Banyak la kau punya baby.... Ada sesiapa yang panggil aku baby tak? Memang mintak kaki la orang tu.... Kalau aku yang panggil baby kat sayang aku tak apa.... Hehehehhehe..... Ada sesiapa yang nak masuk waiting list ke? Sila isi borang ok....

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I hate you dude! I don't like you! Apa kes pulak ni? Perut muncit? Muncit ke aku? Ah mana ada...... Takde la sampai macam gambar kat atas ni.... Ini memang muncit.... Aku? Hampir ke arah itu.... No! No! No! Tidak! Tidak! Tidak! Tak nak la weh jadi gitu..... Tak sedap la mata memandang kan.... Lelaki jalan sana-sini dengan perut boroi, dah nampak macam perempuan mengandung je..... Tak suka la...... Minta-minta la aku takkan jadi macam ni suatu hari nanti..... Biar cool maintain je.......

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I miss you baby...... Ya! Aku rindu sangat engkau! Hah korang jangan fikir yang bukan-bukan pulak..... Hahahahahahaha...... Perut aku macam ni ke dulu? Hohohohohoho~~~~ Takde la sampai macam ni.... Ni cantik wo..... Ingat senang ke nak dapat abbs macam ni..... Susah wo......

Apa kes ni? Mana hilang semua? Kan dah 3 bulan cuti duduk rumah makan, tidur, online je..... Mana ada buat benda lain..... Dulu kat kolej punya la rajin tiap-tiap hari workout konon nak bagi mantap..... Sekarang? Hancus...... hehehehehehehe..... Apa nak jadi? Ah takpe, tunggu aku masuk U nanti, aku restart semua semua..... Baby, you will come back to me okay!

nak jadi dia ni boleh tak ye?

Mantap #2

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CRAIG GOLIAS

Beauty and the Beast ke ni?

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Tak tau la nak kata mengenai foto ini. Asli atau palsu? Apa pendapat anda?

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Cina Perabut Bagi Tips 18sx kat Aku?

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Assalamualaikum wbt dan salam 1Malaysia.

Cuba baca tajuk entri ni betu-betul. Err....biar betik!!!!!! Betul ke ni? Ah entah tak tau.... Macam geli je kan dengar... Memang geli pun. Tapi jangan risau, aku takkan sebut benda-benda 18SX kat sini. Ada cerita disebalik cerita. Hehehehehe....

Tengahari tadi aku pergi ke kedai perabut berdekatan TM Point Ipoh sebelum hantar kakak aku ke sekolah. Kakak aku nak pindah rumah, nak beli tilam baru. Berenti je kereta, kakak terus masuk kedai tu. Aku melangut dulu dalam kereta tu dalam 5 minit. Ah boring! Jangan buang masa, masuk je kedai tu. Kakak aku ntah semangat tanya pasal tilam. Salah seorang pekerja cina kat situ hulur tangan. Buat apa? Aku pun salam la. Dah adat Melayu.... Orang hulur tangan, kita sambut la..... Akhirnya berjaya beli tilam dengan harga RM499. Eh ada kaitan dengan tajuk ke? Takde kan.....

Sementara kakak aku sembang-sembang lagi dengan tauke kedai tu, aku pun berjalan keluar. Cina (pekerja tadi) boleh pulak tegur aku. Tanya pasal muka. Ah segan la. Tau la tak handsome! Parut jerawat+chicken pox sana sini! Dengan selamba badak aku jawab je semua pertanyaan dia.

Sejujurnya, aku tak berapa nak faham apa yang dia kata. Tapi kebanyakannya faham la.... Pot pet pot pet tiba-tiba boleh plak dia masuk isu 18sx. Walaupun kami sama-sama lelaki, segan la weh! Engkau tua! Aku muda! Bangsa tak sama! Agama berbeza! Segan! Segan! Malu! Malu! Cover.... Buat cool je~~~~

Huh? What the fish!!!!!!!!!!!!! Onani merawat jerawat?????? Biar betul cina ni....... Masa ni aku telan air liur dah..... Boleh pulak cakap benda-benda 18sx kat aku..... Cool lan, Cool~~~~~~~~~ Ah layan je...... Gulp! Padahal dah meremang bulu tengkuk..... 18sx kat isu peribadi..... Rasanya tak perlu la bagi tips yang pelik-pelik..... Aku rasa mustahil onani boleh kurangkan jerawat. Jerawat tumbuh kerana hormon. Onani pula kalau tak silap menyebabkan hormon bertambah. Kiranya...... Onani+Hormon=Jerawat!!!!!!!!!!!! Gila! Gila! Gila! Tak nak aku ikut nasihat kau!!!!!!!!!!!!

Errr...... Ada tips nak kurang jerawat tak? Hahahahahaha~~~~ Seriously, I'm totally freak out!!!!!!!

Bentuk Tubuh Lelaki Yang Menyebabkan Wanita Tertarik

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Pinginkah kita menjadi lelaki yang yang disukai para wanita cantik? Salah satu lelaki yang disukai dan dikejar-kejar adalah lelaki yang mempunyai badan yang tegap.

Bentuk tubuh atletis seperti apakah yang disukai para
wanita cantik:
dada bidang dan berotot

Para wanita cantik sangat terangsang dan berdecak
kagum apabila melihat lelaki dengan dada bidang dan
berbentuk.

tangan yang berotot (bicep & triceps)

Para wanita cantik sangat suka dengan lelaki berotot
kerana bagi mereka lelaki seperti ini boleh memberikan
perasaan aman, selesa dan lelaki sejati / macho

kaki yang kekar

para wanita cantik sangat suka dengan lelaki yang
mempunyai kaki yang kekar kerana menandakan
lelaki ini merupakan lelaki sejati / macho

bokong yang kencang dan berbentuk

para wanita cantik sangat suka dengan lelaki dengan
bahagian ini kerana bagi mereka lelaki dengan bokong
kencang dan berotot menandakan mereka sangat
macho dalam bercinta.

perut six pack.

para wanita cantik sangat suka dan kagum
melihat lelaki dengan perut rata apalagi lelaki dengan
perut six pack.

Dicabul Dalam Khalayak Ramai

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Malas nak cakap banyak.

Korang layan je la

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apa kata korang?

Ramai Peminat Justin Bieber Gila Seks!

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Saya tak mahu taip panjang-panjang.

Mari ramai-ramai tengok gambar di bawah ini

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apa komen kalian?

Cara Mudah Mendapatkan 6 Pack : Easy Way To Gain 6 Packs

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Anda mahu tubuh yang seksi? Memiliki abdomen dengan 6 packs yang mantap pasti memberi keyakinan yang tinggi kepada mana-mana lelaki. Anda tidak perlu bersusah payah lagi melakukan sit up, crunches dan plank untuk mendapatkan susuk tubuh yang menarik.

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Dapatkan 

AB Hancer 

dengan segera!!!!!!!

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